CONTEST: Best Prog Band Name
 

Okay, this contest is a subjective contest, and to be judged solely by me.

Come up with the penultimate prog band name. The more hysterical, surreal, crazy, and indicitive of the progressive rock genre, the better! But really can be any band name! The funniest wins!

The winner will be announced toward the end of the party, so you'll have time to really think about it. Multiple entires are allowed, but keep it to a minimum.

You're playing for a copy of Univers Zero – Implosion AND Birdsongs Of The Mesozoic - Iridium Controversy from Cuneiform Records. Can you say WOW?

Reply to this thread and may the force be with you!

1. Sardonic Scrannel Symposium
2. Ye Flask
3. Daily Torpor
4. Implicit Differentiation
5. Give Me Chewing Gum

Band names
 

MossPodArt

1. Capt. Kirk's Ear
2. Fuschia Planets
3. Inebriated Swine Minstrels
4. Marble Prism
5. The 'Tron Keys

Thyme Waister and the Faffalots
Roger DotLee (Who?)

Band names? I got band names.
 

ooh boy. One I've actually got a chance of winning!

• Keithie W and the Unrepentant Faffers
• The Unbalanced Loads
• The Feather Dusters
• Dexter's Last Stand
• Proctoscope
• The Nattering Slobberdonkeys
• Hands Free Set
• int 21H

This list will likely grow as I start getting more and more punchy.

Roger -Dot- Lee

Let me see...
 

This is my psichedelic surreal band name
suggestions: :D

Astroporn Delivery Experiment III

at 04;58am....
 

Might add something yet...

(a) Birdbrains of the Holocene...
(b) Deuteronomy...

Subterranean Star Gazer

A few to spur you all on...

Precious Stench

Chinese Midget Dragon Slayers

Hog Kidney Absolute
The Baker's Daughters and a French Stick for Keithie
MiB /Moonies in Black (Room)/
Wish You Wear Pear

more madness
 

Godspeed You Blank Minds

The Small Fafferfaces (tip of the cap to BBQer)

The Britney Spears George Duke Project

Avian Drops A Present From The Sky

Jimmy Shows The Aural Moon

Hear is the vote from the Danish commitee:


1. Til Death Do us Part

2. Rigor Mortis

Slap Me
Pelted Goose
Dum duh-duh-duh Dum
[snort]

EEK! Emerson, Eno and Kitaro :D


Anderson Counsil :rolleyes: who will get it?


No
Don't miss their swansong album:
Tales from Pornographic Ponds
- The Revealing Scents of Dog
- The Amnesiac: Hi, who am I
- The Old One's: Geriatrics Under the Sunblock
- Roquefort: Nous Sommes Du Fromages

Golden Showers of Eden
Aural Moonies United
The Robert Fripp/ Tom Jones Experience

Mah band names
 

Band Name(S)

Bon Appetit My French Queen

Excelsiors stuck in the salad

Fredricko Handimuffin and the North Baltic All-Stars

JohnCock Robinson and the fish-tailed wedding gowns




That is alll..

Rock over London
Rock Over Chicago
Western Union is the best way to save money

contest
 

1) Uncle Donald
2) The King in Yellow
3) C.L.Y. - Cthulhu Loathes You
4) Freakies
5) Quisp vs. Quake
6) Quack!
7) Speaking in Tongues
8) Zarathustra

That's enough for now.

T.A.L.K. (The Autistic Lamb's Khyber)

Contest
 

Band Names:

Angelic Mutants
Fredo's Courage
Somnambulism
Droplets of Pee
Vomitorium

Re: Contest
 

Somnambulist I think is one!

Band Names
 

LOL!:D

One More Name:

Ironic, Isn't It?

Re: Contest
 

Well, if we're going down this path, I'll add:

Trouserschnitzel

Prog band name contest
 

Let's give also a latin air to the contest:

1.- Atrofia Mental = Mental Atrophy (English version).
2.- Adiccion a la Paroxetina = Paroxetine Addiction (E.v.).
3.- Dislexia Auditiva = Aural Dyslexia (E.v.)
4.- 1/Anorexia. (Both languages ;) )
5.- AM Addiction (What I happyly suffer)

Hard work for you Avian. Don't break your brain too much and enjoy the best your final election.

Funny contest and funny suggestions.

Love u all, AMig@s.

And congratulations for this 5th aniversary.

re: quisp vs. quake
 

Sorry, VAXMan, you simply inspired me.

If that win's you can take the prize for me! But I get it on the others...

best contest ever Avian
 

1. Eat Spock & Die
2. Condensed & SemiBlack
3. Condition Prime
5. A Question of Taste
6. Omphalius
7. FrippaEno*


*also a summertime drink...refreshing

okay i'll stop now:D

my guesses
 

Great prizes. I gotta try -

Beethoven’s Wig

Suzy stellar and her 9 Sisters

Squid Complex

ELO - Elvis likes Oysters

Elves in Tights

Sagan

Pagans from Venus

Distant Distress

Torrential Tubes

Galaxy Calamity

Mother Moog

Hamlet’s Hangover

Ovaltine Overload

band names
 

In no specific order:

1. The Xtalan Prog Tribe
2. Marry Me Kate [Bush]
3. Prog 101
4. 30-Minute Rice
5. And...
6. Slappin' Satan
7. A Soul Full of Stars
8. Nebula for Two
9. A Bigger Fish
10. The Earful

Gorgar's Termagant Casserole

oh yeah!
 

I was in a proggish band in college called...

Bach Syndrome

We were pretentious!

Tin Pan Alley

At the Roundhouse 197?..................man you were good.

Oh how much band names...
 

Well as I only submitted one, let me send another:

- Kripton´s Red Sun
- The Blue Lizard Eyelid
-- Vanila Vanil and the Faffing Five

:D

This would be necessary to understand the meaning behind "Ye Flask" ;)

OUT IN THE COLD
SPChat is Buggered
Where's SHOUT?

Gadzooks..

1.What Else Is There?

2.Going With Flow

3.Progressive Delivery

4.In The Prog Mind

5.Prog Forever

6.Progressive Star Trek

7. Progressively Go Where No Station Has Gone Before

;)

:o :o :o

Last two for you poda...:D

one more..
 

OK, it's late ... but no result yet.. so

Orange Nightmare

;)

two more:
Quilted Brat Microchip
Gynaecologist in the Haberdashery