Paul Shaffer and Dimebag will appear at your house if you invited them...
As for Kirk's comment, I like straight ahead rock, and regularly listen to stuff that would make the sensible progger vomit. This includes the Cult, Smithereens, and Judas Priest. It's not upsetting or offensive to me that you would not like King's X. I actually consider them non-prog. However, their music (up to the last several records) really moves me, and they remain one of my favorites.
Vive le difference!